Dear self, why are you thinking about Skyrim no matter where you are or what you do?
Have you seen a television show and it reminded you of Skyrim?
Yes, I have. The recent episode of Once Upon a Time had some scenes and included a DRAgON! I’ve even seen commercials that remind me of Skyrim.
Have you seen bowls of fruit or books on a shelf only to have the urge to loot them?
Yes I have.
Have you thought about harvesting the plants you see for alchemy?
How did you know?
Have you tried a dragon shout?
On my commute to work I have thought about using a dragon shout to divide the sea of people in my path.
Have you told your friends that you want to loot things?
Yes, so much they think I’m going to pickpocket them.
Have you went on a hike and reminded yourself of scenes found in Skyrim?
OH DEAR! I have!
Have you spent nearly 80 hrs playing Skyrim and can’t get enough?
MERCY ME! Help me!
Self, you should seek professional help.